Being in a 69 position with the dude on the bottom wearing only a construction hard hat so that shit doesn't fall on his head
Bro: What did you do last night?
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
Me: After giving the Naked Hard Hat to my gf, we finally finished our 420 sex positions list!
Bro: Awesome!! *High Five*
by nkdhrdhat September 10, 2017
When a case of genital crabs is transferred from the male's pubs to the female's hair (on her head) via fellatio
by the most awesomeme May 17, 2022
Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.
Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.
by Finger4444 December 30, 2018
by The Original Agahnim January 17, 2022
Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26
"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"
"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"
"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"
"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
by Hatsonhatsonhats March 02, 2016
by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 26, 2025
Attempting to make money.
Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.
Origin: late 1900's, Texas. The term was oftener used by low level gangsters and was in reference to obtaining enough money to purchase a hat which, at the time was a status symbol. The nicer one's hat, the higher ranking the individual in the gang or crew.
by Bakersaurus November 25, 2014