Ethan

Ethan
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noun
1. a male given name: from a Hebrew word meaning “strength.”

Which is ironic given the fact that the only Ethan I ever knew was TOO FUCKING LAZY TO READ THE AD OR EVEN GOOGLE THE SIMPLEST SHIT ON THE INTERNET!!
My Craigslist Ad: 1974 Men's Stainless Steel Rolex Submariner Watch with a 8 inch bracelet. Inherited this from my grandfather who recently passed. - $18,000.

Ethan: I'm interested in the watch. Can you tell me if it's gold or stainless steel? also, what model is it? Is it newer, because it looks new in the picture. Would you take $400 for it?

Never. Ever. Be an Ethan.
by Barry McCaulkinner April 20, 2023
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Ethan the ultimate jit on gang you never gonna catch Ethan lacking in gang on deadass on jitterbuginton on the dead homies
Look at Ethan he’s such a jit
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He’s a cute boy with bright eyes and has a smile that lights up any room he walks into. he’s hard to read but will open up to the right person. he’s in love with this one girl probably named emma but he hasn’t realized it yet.. everyone loves ethan
Girl 1: look at the way ethan looks at emma

Girl 2: i wish he’d realize he’s in love
Girl 3: i know it’s so obvious everyone already knows!
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The kinda guy to secretly dress up as a girl and stick sharpies in his ass
"did you hear ethan sticks sharpies in his ass"
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Ethan is a shy but kind friend. He loves all, but when rejected, will hate the world.
Hey, I... I'm Ethan. I..... (Runs off without telling her he loves her)
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The absolute love of my life, the only boy who can make me laugh when i´m about to cry. The one I can´t live without. The boy who when you´re with him you feel like you´re right where you belong. He´s fiercely loyal, funny, and the biggest crackhead you´ll meet in your life. He plays like he does´nt care but he cares so much. He takes how you treat him to the heart. Black hair, Brown eyes. tan skin. The hottest guy i´ve met in my life, The one who can make you a waterfall in 2.5 seconds with just one look. If you get an Ethan never let him go because trust me he´s not worth losing. He loves harder than anyone i´ve ever met and deserves the world
¨Man I really hope I get to marry Ethan¨.
¨Ethan is my soulmate¨.
¨Ethan pipes me down the besttt¨.
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The most amazing person in the world, funny and caring. Makes you laugh when you want to cry. Shows love and support. Amazing at cuddling because you just feel safe and happy. Has the best hoodies and always smells good. An amazing boyfriend. Ethan is the absolute best
Ethan stayed up all night talking to me about my problems
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