Laying an egg

The act of pulling one of your testicles up to your ass and showing it to someone while simultaneously mooning them.

I just laying an egg(laid) in front of greg over there and he’s crying now.

by Vinny2444 January 6, 2022

the_nonbinary_egg

some youtuber who isnt me

hey have you watched the_nonbinary_egg's new video?
ofc i have you dumb bitch they rarely post.

by thenonbinaryegg April 15, 2022

On the egg

Right now, immediately

“Guys let’s peel.”
“When?”
“On the egg.”

by WillyGChopTunsil November 20, 2022

laid an egg

Commonly used in hockey. When a team plays poorly and/or below expectations. Also "lay an egg" or "laying an egg".

Person 1: Did you see that Leafs game last night?
Person 2: Yeah. They really laid an egg.
Person 1: That's putting it lightly.

by ApathyInaction April 19, 2023

Let’s EGG

Execute Great Goals
To hatch an idea

I just thought of the best idea! Let’s EGG!

by WCaleb789 May 4, 2023

Hard boiled egg

An egg (trans person who doesn’t realise they are trans) who has been an egg for a longer than usual amount of time. Having one’s egg crack after their 40s is a usual qualifier, though this definition is somewhat subjective.

Bob: Alice is 70 and just realised she was trans after showing those signs for as long as I remember.
Claire: The life of a hard boiled egg, am I right?

by E hates Q July 18, 2023

Ham and egg shift

On back shift or running late for work. Giving time to have a big bacon and egg breakfast.

Ohh here's fat bob, late again. He's on the ham and egg shift today.

by Brutesev August 19, 2023