Log Edging

1) Trying to shit yourself slowly.
2) A wooden style boundary system for a garden.

1) I was bored in the garden so I tried my hand at log edging. My wife was not very pleased with the final result.

by Happy Gardener March 19, 2025

Geographically Edge

The art of trying to overcome the frustration of a good connection with someone fun who lives on the other side of the plant.

Emotional thirst trap with a different time zone, may lead to weird sex dreams you can’t quite remember.

Kieran enjoys attempting to geographically edge only the coolest of women.

by Key Rin April 18, 2025

Inch Edge

Inch edging is a commonly used practice among mainly men to use on mainly females. This process starts with the Chicken Ritual where the man lays chickens on the bed of his chosen parter for the inch edge. After that happens, the man begins to start the process of intercourse with the woman. He will put an inch of his penile shaft in the woman per minute, no less than one minute as for this edging process takes time. He slides in and out per minute. After this time is up, he rockets and the inch edging process is over when the man is done. This process is then celebrated with a disco ball. When you finish inch edging you get to be called the special title name of “Landoh” This name means prosperity in games.

Person 1: Hey man guess what I did with my girlfriend last Friday!
Person 2: What did you do?
Person 1: I inch edged!!
Person 2: Wow!! You’re a total Landoh.

by RulerStick April 22, 2025

sleep-edging

Close to falling asleep with the intent to stay awake, cf. ejaculatory edging

I rested with eyes closed – intending to set an alarm for the morning. The sleep-edging, which I particularly enjoyed doing, was risky nonetheless because I could've called asleep too early by an accident.

by 🅰️ March 3, 2026

Safe edgy

Phrase coined in late 2022 to describe people who think they are cool for joking about "taboo" topics when in reality, those topics are not really taboo and they themselves get angry over people making actual jokes about taboo topics. In a nutshell, they:

>Have a soystache and a receding hairline most likely

>Are either on reddit or discord
>Watch either Hasan or Moistcritikal
>Think that Smiling friends and Bojack horseman are the most edgy shows to ever exist
>"Eat the rich"
>Worship Sanders and Cortez
>Probably owns a "do not tread on me" flag, but with the trans colors
>Will only joke about white people, specifically English, French, and Italian people
>Will not dare to make fun of people who's skin color is darker than a paper lunch bag though
>Will also make fun of Israel, but only because of "Zionism" and for them being "white" (even though they are arguably not). Making fun of them for being Jewish will make them spaz out
>Will only make fun of right wingers
>Will always make fun of Kirk, but making fun of Good and Pretti makes them spaz out
>"Yeah, I like to read banned books" and then those books turn out to be not banned at all
>"Christianity is a cult"
>Will always reposts gi robot
>"World war 2 soldiers were the original antifa"
>"My favorite fictional character would beat up an ice agent"

"His humor is safe edgy. He thinks the stuff he makes fun of is taboo when it is not."

by Safe edgy March 15, 2026

Curb Edging

Edging but instead of getting edged normally or edging normally or the feeling of getting edged normally, it feels like your getting edged by the edge of a sidewalk, hence the name of Curb Edging

Frustrated guy: "My friend is curb edging me, because he keeps promising me $20 bucks but he never gives me it!"

by thefatty_Blow July 16, 2025

Ford Edge

A midsized SUV produced by Ford Motor Company between the model years 2007 to 2024.

RIP Ford Edge, you will be missed.
Wanna Edge each other in my Ford Edge?

by giraffe.geoff August 11, 2025