Cold Bat

Mori Sekiguchi Vesper

He's such a cold bat

by Bdanja July 17, 2025

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Pulling a Cold Play

Getting caught cheating on camera in a public setting or event.

Why did they get divorced? He got caught pulling a Cold Play.

by Ericdd July 19, 2025

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Cold Played

When you are seen at the wrong time at the wrong place with the wrong person.

Andy and Kristen were seen making out on the Kiss Kam and got Cold Played.

by Drunken Sailor July 19, 2025

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The phrase that new hetalia fans often (and repetitively) throw around about the ship rusamerus. It means a pairing that is absolutely nothingburger and isnt of any depth, yet it is incredibly popular in the fandom.

“God, tomtord is literally toxic cold war yaoi”
“I know right… theyre so popular and for what”

by Kyoodo July 20, 2025

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Cold Play

A moment of public humiliation for a cheater, caused not by their betrayed partner, but by an innocent bystander who accidentally reveals their deception.
The term describes the scenario where a person, completely unaware of the romantic drama, unintentionally outs the cheater in a public place. This usually involves an offhand comment, a mistaken identity, or a simple greeting that exposes the affair to the partner or a mutual friend. It's the ultimate "whoops" moment, where the cheater is caught not by a detective, but by a doorbell camera.

Example 1:
“He was on a dinner date with his side-piece when a coworker walked by and yelled, 'Hey, how was that anniversary cruise with your wife?' It was a perfect Cold Play.”

Example 2:
“Her affair was a secret until her neighbor came over to return a sweater and said, 'You dropped this at Mark's house last night.' It was the ultimate Cold Play.”

by Leonarmil July 21, 2025

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