Someone who is so committed and loyal to another, however they don't even give them a second thought. Someone who you like and admire, but doesn't show or want to show that energy back.
by FormerClown69420 February 11, 2020

not a clown as in pennywise, but a person doing something stupid and everyone knows it but does it anyway and they may or may not know that it’s stupid
guy: imma text her again
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown
guy 2: aren’t you still on delivered for like a day
guy: yeah
guy 2: ur such a clown
by tessa.baibe February 22, 2020

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by Sirlosealot513 May 17, 2016

The action of putting whipped cream on a girl's vagina during her menstrual cycle, then ejaculating inside of her as she sneezes.
Dave: Hey, you trying to go back to my place and give me a Clown Cannon?
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
Emily: Just get the whipped cream ready before I get there.
by LichenLichen April 28, 2024
