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The Clash

Any band that allows a song to be a staple in car commercials are sellouts.
"Hey, thats the Ford motor song"
"No thats just the Clash"
by levicom July 5, 2005
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classi

a knock-off of something classy.

pronounced: classy with an I
Me: damn that pleather suit is classy!
Smart person: no. actually, it's classi, becauase real leather is classy, so fake leather is classi.
by A kinkee Person February 17, 2009
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classy strippers

Strippers that show up to a bachelor party ready to get naked, offer titty, ass, and vagina shots, but when it comes down to giving private dances they refuse because they are too classy. These strippers usually do very poorly financially and receive even less respect from society.
Tyler: "How was the bachelor party last night"

Pat: "It was alright. The strippers were hot...but they were classy strippers."
by 339 October 4, 2010
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The Santa Claus

A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.

The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.

The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
by oc3powerline March 30, 2010
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crass

When a Gentile attends a friend's Bar Mitzfah whilst wearing a "Jesus Is My Homeboy" hoodie.
Boy: Yo, why are you calling my threads crass, baby?
Mother: I just think you should take this off when you're in the synagogue. It might be considered offensive.
Boy: Listen, stop sowing my game with salt.
by GoyHowdy May 1, 2008
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holy santa claus shit

We all know that fat ass that lives up north and its kewl to let him come in your house but if a creep does its bad(personal thought)
but since he was there the when jesus was born he must be holy so.....
when he goes to sit down and take a masive shit... i turns into holy santa claus shit...
example:ryan "hey bryan whats up"

bryan " i just got a d+ on my history :("

ryan " holy santa claus shit"
by mr.smarterass April 17, 2009
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Yenta Claus

Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.
"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,

or

"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"
by Joy Cuddles September 16, 2008
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