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Jordan

JORDAN???!!
Tamweez: "Have you seen Jordan?"
Don Balconi: "JORDAN?!!"
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Jordan Matter

A YouTuber with 19 million subscribers. He is best known for making videos with his annoying pick-me daughter named Salish Matter.
Guy 1: Do you watch Jordan Matter?
Guy 2: Only if Salish isn’t in the video.
by Salish Matter March 23, 2024
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Jordan

Did you win your game? No I pulled a Jordan and missed a game winning shot(Jordan has a lower clutch% than LeBron)
by Dixie Normas 69420 August 6, 2021
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Jordane

Someone with integrity, a person who is driven by the things that will uplift them rather than to bring them down. Whoever’s name is Jordane is very calm, kind and cares for others even when they don’t care about them. Very Talented and open to try new things every day. A person who is humble in every situation and will overcome each obstacle that stands in his/her way.
Stranger: Hey Jordane, can you help me with something?

Jordane: Yea sure, how can i help?
by Alwaysfacts4ya November 21, 2023
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Jordan

A Gaylord who thinks they are cooler than they are. They get bullied by a lot of kids
Geez Jordan’s so stupid why does he keep talking and flirting with Kylie
by caturjfhfhfn November 28, 2018
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Jordanism

You got yourself hooked on Jordanism.
by FinalBossEben June 30, 2025
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Jordan

The one who got away. The one person who makes you question everything in your life, yet has no part in it. He is intelligent, witty, often sarcastic and always subtly charming. He is someone who makes you smile at the mere thought of him, yet hasn't the slightest idea of his impact or worth. He often looks down on himself and thinks no one would bother thinking about him, yet he's always on your mind. He sometimes feels like his life is of little value, but those who know him only wish he knew how much he truly means to them. Jordan can sometimes be shy and soft-spoken, but beneath the surface his thoughts hold great depth and authenticity. He is a genuine soul that you'll never want to let go of. Once you meet a Jordan, you'll have a hard time ever letting go.
"Hey, did you meet the new guy?"

"Yeah, his name is Jordan, right?"
by namezsayz May 8, 2023
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