Tear a new asshole

To display a level of awesomeness that eliminates all competition. To make someone, usually an audience, feel as if they have been torn a new anus by your amazing display of skill.

To Tear a new asshole:

After a flute concert:
Mother, I tore them a new asshole!

by John Bent November 19, 2007

chuck a norris

"Chucking a Norris" is another term for taking a shit. The legend goes, Chuck Norris once tried to coin the term "Chucking a Norris" to mean pooping, but everyone he said it to called him an idiot. Since he was Chuck Norris, they decided to humor him.

"I'm going to go chuck a norris. Anybody know where the plunger went?"

by ChuckedTheNorris June 2, 2007

shut up and swallow a nut up

kurupt says that line not snoop dogg you stupid wigger

tools like rick d should shut up and swallow a nut up

by nick d is gay November 17, 2004

bust a nut

Have an orgasm.

'Cause when I bust my nut, I'm raisin' up off the cot.

by nokianinja October 7, 2002

its not like youre good enough to come up with a new word and have everyone use it

something carlos would say

by Alyssa October 1, 2003

have a night

kinda like when you say "have a good night" online but without the "good," which implies that you don't care.

ok i gtg have a night.

by panophobic7 June 30, 2003

Tickle my Pickle for a Nickel

The act of paying a nickel for someone to tickle your pickle

OMG George your fingers seem like they're meant for tickling , Will you tickle my pickle for a nickel?

by Asian_Daddy_69 October 26, 2017