Your Mom Ali-A

The Best Comeback

Friend: Ur Mum Gae Lmao

You : Your Mom Ali-A

Friend: I Am Dead!

by I Am Derpy Duck June 6, 2018

clutching your brownies

"Clutching your brownies"
When two people want to be together but both are afraid to initiate it

Hey quit clutching your brownies and ask her out

by Lunch Time Combo May 15, 2014

poop your shirt

1. To bullshit, especially when one does not know anything about what one is speaking about.

2. To make a "brain fart," as it were; i.e. forgetting momentarily that Abe Lincoln was assassinated and thinking he died of a bone disease.

1. "Did you know that 83% of Americans can't find the U.S. on a world map?"
"Dude, you're totally poopin' your shirt!"

2. "He's not from England, he's from Britain!"
"You always poop your shirt like that, asshole!"

by Amelia Martin September 12, 2007

guzzle your custard

the act of fellatio

Man did she "guzzle your custard" last night....

by savannahman March 18, 2010

ditch your donuts

a command used to discreetly let a person know that his weak and unwanted followers need to fuck off, and that it is his responsibility to make this happen

Nick approaches his friends, but is followed by people that can usually be classified as fat, gross, annoying, etc.

Group member: "Yo Nick...ditch your donuts..."

by Pseudocide September 24, 2007

Your Real Name

Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.

Person 1: Truth or Dare
Person 2: Dare
Person 1: What's your real name
Person 2: Your Real Name is a dictionary entry designed to get people out of the online dilemma of being dared to name-reveal themselves online. If someone is asked what their name is, they can use this page to get out of a tight spot.
Person 1: :c

by snozing October 29, 2020

float your boat

Appeal to or excite someone.

If you love suspense and thrills, this movie is guaranteed to float your boat.

by kdejong February 10, 2017