Waffle Ass

The residual imprints upon one’s skin, typically around the buttocks, after receiving many mutually consented spanks while wearing body fish net tights after having been a bad, or ‘naughty, girl.
‘Wow, I can barely sit down today, on account of my delicious waffle ass my boyfriend gave me last night after being such a naughty girl this past week’.
by Bloo Bloo’s Hands March 24, 2022
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secret waffle

When you give ‘em a good ole waffle stomp in the shower and don’t tell anyone. Then everyone finds out a few days later when the tubs overflowing and water is making its way to the basement from the second story.
Damn it Becky! Did you give me a secret waffle!? My comic books downstairs are soaked and there’s water dripping out of the can lights in the kitchen. The drywalls a little iffy but I don’t think I’m going to replace that. That was a good secret waffle. What a great surprise
by J rock from the dirty E February 28, 2025
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Waffle Pawed

verb to UTTERLY beat a large number of online players on any or all first person shooters.
This guy was COD last night, shot him straight in the head, he hella got waffle pawed!
by Elias Lewis June 22, 2011
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National Waffle House Day

On this day EVERYONE has to go eat at Waffle House
“Hey man it’s national Waffle House day.”
“What does that mean?”
“We gotta go eat at Waffle House
by Botboi03 January 20, 2020
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Eggy waffle

An Eggy waffle is an extremely smelly fart that stinks and lingers for a while
It is extremely hard to get rid of an Eggy waffle Febreze is usually required to mask the smell or failing that get the fuck out of the room.
by Stayout February 22, 2019
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waffle boofter

“You are such a fucking waffle boofter!”

“See him, he’s a giant waffle boofter.”
by emmazingtings420 June 13, 2024
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Cheese waffle

A name for Someone who's so adorable you just want squeeze them out of affection
by Zillyzelo September 26, 2024
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