Pulling a Tom Brady

Cheating and Lying about not cheating and getting away with it.

Brody is great at pulling a Tom Brady

by She did djdndjdbdejdb den October 9, 2020

tom cohen

an absolute faggot dickhead who likes penis in every hole in his body.

dude that guy is such a tom cohen

by Papa Pulsford November 13, 2016

Tom's Angels

The only site on the interwebz that both rulez and has no pr0n on it at the same time :O. It is run by (the) devil and features a (sometimes) daily blog (tom4prezhilton), and fucken rulez.

Me: Have you ever been on Tom's Angels . com?

You: No

Me: Well, you should

You: Alright then

Me: See you there

by dotto train September 26, 2009

Tom

Tom is the sexiest man alive. His penis is extraordinarily large and every time a girl sees him they get a moist feeling in between their legs.

Peppa pig: "is that tom?!"
Mummy pig: "yes it is."
Peppa pig: "it must be because my vagina is moist and I have a woman bona"

by Tom is fit July 27, 2018

Tom

Tom is the most annoying person you will ever meet.

When you look at him you will want to punch him in the face.

Be aware Tom can also be gay.

Oh, great Tom's here.

Tom no one cares about your kickflips and indi grabs.

by Why is Tom so gay November 2, 2020

John the Tom

This person would fuck you in the morning with a Pickle

I need a John the Tom when I wake up

by ForgottotellherIhaveaids November 19, 2023

Tom the affordable mechanic

A gay bisexual man pretending to fix thing and have a imagery trapline

You totally tom the affordable mechaniced it you know how it is

by Tom wealy December 26, 2021