git salad

When you trap a bunch of gits into an empty pool, then throw lettuce, cucumbers, and other salad necessities on to the patrons.

I would make a git salad out of that kid, tomatoes and all.

by Chris Lauer July 25, 2016

salad brain

Someone so absolutely unintelligent that their Intelligence Quotient can only be compared to that of a head of lettuce.

Caila can barely figure out how to open a door, she's such a salad brain!

by x_C-T-T_x March 31, 2015

skanky ceasar salad

To eat ceasar dessing out of your partner's asshole.

I gave Becky a skanky ceasar salad and it was moist and delicious.

by Captain Jackson Henry February 26, 2017

Satan's Salad

Just another way to refer to your local ganja. Mary-Jane, dope, weed, bud, cannabis, pot, greens, or the devil's lettuce - whatever the ...hell .. you call it.

Stoner 1: Yo bro, my dealer's got a new drop of Satan's Salad

Stoner 2: Hey man, that shit's ...fire...

by BrainStormWonderthunder November 10, 2018

HOMO SALAD

When a person or situation is absolutely cluster fucked.

A person with an loud, obnoxious car is a homo salad.

by Garbage Unit January 5, 2023

hand salad

Having your partner masturbate you with a leaf of lettuce wraped around your penis.

Last night I managed to add a lot of ranch sauce to my hand salad, if you know what I mean.

by Not_your:business March 29, 2017

Ham Salad Party

2 cups assorted pork meat
1/2 cup De’Jon’s mustard
1/4 oz Baby feelings

1 Cup juice of baby feelings

1/2 Cup hand sourced mayo (undersized and under fertilized)
Vigorously whipped by foot
Dash of “black” pepper
1 oz Curly’s ass parsley
1 packet gelatin in a fridge for 2 hours

Baby bird in bunt pan then circle to completion.

My fuckin’ guts are ham salad party stuffed after that CJ party at Gene’s house last Tuesday.

by Straight Up Ums July 1, 2025