A shirt style employed by overweight women in which the shirt loosley drapes from the chest downward making the wearer look less rotund but more pregnant. Wearers admit pregnant > fat by default.
by onthespot April 30, 2009
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you remember that girl I left with last night with the huge rack, turns out when she took off her bra she had pizza tits
by newfiecarlos July 30, 2007
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by Bill Gates May 19, 2004
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"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as tits on a board."
"well, in my opinion it's about as useless as tits on a board."
by opal485 May 13, 2008
Get the tits on a board mug.Something that women SHOULDN'T have, except if your tits are drooping too much, or you don't have nothing at all (below an A-Cup). Only virgins and MMORPG geeks could believe that false plastic, not-bouncy and jiggly overinflated titties are better. Please! have some contact with pair of big naturals before stating that, lol.
-If you are going to get silicone tits think that some men like small boobies, too! that also means they'll fit in the finest lingerie ;)
by That guy! look! January 4, 2008
Get the silicone tits mug.The condition of a woman (usually an older woman) whose breasts hang low from old age. Also, commonly used to refer to a girl with breast implants.
by Mandible May 19, 2005
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