Shivering Horse

A particularly large and unpleasant defecation.

I got drunk last night and ate Chipotle and took the most epic shivering horse this morning.

by vastwen December 5, 2014

Skyrim horse

A skyrim-horse is a horse found in the game "The Elder Scrolls V: Skyrim"

As a consequence of its strange physics, it is verry good at climbing mountians and other elevated terrain.

(latin) "Climbus horseus"

Person1: Wow this mountian is pretty hard to climb.
Person2: Yeah i could realy use a "Skyrim horse"

by Skyrim connoisseur August 7, 2019

hot horse

Edible horse penis usually served with BBQ sauce or hot sauce can be deep fried, boiled, pan fried, pulled or grounded up

How do you want your hot horse.

Be careful your hot horse just came out the oven.

Um I would like my hot horse medium rare.

Is the hot horse fresh?

by Blank with blank May 13, 2019

Dark Horse

An lovable, athletic and intelligent creature!

Wow, Jacob is such a dark horse :)

by hhhu November 18, 2019

Brojan Horse

When you meet a seemingly awesome guy and he turns out to be a douche.

Girl..I met what I thought was this really cool guy and then he went all douchewad on me....total brojan horse. Fml

by Iamtheninjagirl October 19, 2015

Killer horse

a horse that will end the multiverse.
the horses name is most likely "kil"
kil is a hopeless romantic and has had his best friend lost in the multiverse.
a killer horse most likely wants to completely obliterate the multiverse and reality.
he is also extraordinarily hot, and breedable .

person 1: oh my god, is that the killer horse
person 2: i think so, his name is kil
person 1: fuck

by Kil9797 October 16, 2022

horse

its a fucking animal you idot

you have it as a pet horse.

by reeeeeedpaaaandaaaa January 22, 2021