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Jacob

Jacob is extremely charming to anyone who’s meeting him for the first time. A Jacob is a great person to joke around with and knows how to make you feel special. His true intentions are always good but he may appear somewhat cocky at times. He’s inwardly caring and he loves his mom. He is very athletic and attractive. He has a tendency to push real things away but you’ll stay up late thinking about him anyways. Don’t mess with him or his girl or you’ll regret it. He’s so smart but doesn’t want people to know. His smile makes your heart melt and all the girls want him. He wants to come off as cool, and he is. He’s actually really romantic and caring, even if he doesn’t want to admit it. He’s really good at giving cute nicknames too. He’s pretty irresistible and although he has his rough patches, you won’t regret being close to him; even if your not with him forever.
Me: Hey, your hair looks good today.
Jacob: Thanks. You don’t look too bad yourself *winks and smiles*
by dear_sally December 16, 2020
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jacob

a bitch. the most manipulative mf you will everrrrr meet and you will end up regretting any association you’ve ever had with this man.
person 1: who’s jacob?
person 2: my worst mistake
by hmmm1229 March 27, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob has the biggest nose in the world, he should be in the world record books for biggest nose.
by Big nose hoes January 17, 2020
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Jacob

The most based fucking guy you'll ever meet in your life
Look how fucking awesome jacob is
by ItsJoJoba March 3, 2022
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Jacob

Jacob is the gayest nigga your ever gonna meet. He’s gay asf and sucks hobo dick in the back alley next to his mom. He’s a big head ass Nigga and if your friends with him, kys.
Squidward: Hey it’s that gay emo nigga Jacob
Jacob: HOWD YOU KNOW?!
by latindevil77 January 23, 2022
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Jacob

A man with an nigger sized penis ( atleast 69 inches )
The easiest way to commit suicide is to get a mouthfull of jacobs dick
by Cancerisdank April 2, 2017
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Jacob

A name that makes it so you have a high likelihood of being bisexual. It's fated.
Person 1: hey did you know that guy over there is bisexual?

Person 2: of course he is, his name is Jacob
by Drooooopr Trooooopr June 9, 2025
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