portuguese sack lunch

A sexual position performed by two people, one of which has to be a male. The man inserts his penis between his partner's nose and mouth (in the area where a mustache grows) and peforms a repetitive humping motion, while his partner makes duck lips.

Subject 1: Yo, last night this chick showed me a new sex position called the "portuguese sack lunch", I liked it a lot.
Subject 2: Man, you are one twisted small dicked motherfucker.

by Flama741 February 19, 2018

ball sack attack

When a crab infested whore bounces up and down on your shaft.

Man I took this chick home last night and I got the old ball sack attack.

by Petite meat July 9, 2018

frack sack

a interesting way of expressing your sudden surprise or disbelief in bad things

bob: what the frack sack just happened to mary
shank: she was shot
bob: welp

by the ultimate french fry July 19, 2018

sack recycle

When you reuse the same condom for the same situation

I ran outta condoms so I gotta sack recycle again luckily I’m just beating my meat

by Fireguy47 July 22, 2018

Sack Breath

That awful breath smell that you get when sucking testicals

Shut the fuck up Sack Breath!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by ASSJOCKEY69 August 15, 2018

Sminked Sack

The result of having your testicles vigorously flick for a period of time.
Sore, numb, tender. Often noticeable when a purple, bruise liked mark, is left on the under side of the ball sack.

Dave continuesly flicked Garret’s nuts while he was sleeping, Garret woke up with a severe case of sminked sack.

by MongedMiSmik September 25, 2018

Sack Swiping

The art of swiping someone’s sack.
Commonly used in Dora the explorer

“Greeting everyone I shall now swipe all of your sacks”-the sack swiper

“Hey stop your Sack Swiping”-Dora

“Darn”-the sack swiper

by 1zucc for 1vbucc October 9, 2018