Jacob Zornes

He’s sus in Ohio

Stop being so sus madam! Jacob Zornes means he gets mogged

by Jacob Zornes September 27, 2023

Jacob, Ren and Frank

3 people that cause chaos, and is both of them are soulmates.

No one can separate them
Jacob = Flame
Frank = Water
Ren = Earth

Jacob, Ren and Frank is pure chaotic.

by Cynthia Lily Tampons Girly May 4, 2025

Jacob

The one person who will pull fake ass patch notes out of their ass and present them as the truth, this person will also get any game lore incorrect.

Jacob told me that the new smg shoots cum instead of bullets.

by Lilly IDK April 14, 2024

Jacob

A piece of shit with no future, he is a big boomer and should go blond

Stephania: “Hey Jacob go blond!”

Jacob: “No, I don’t want to look like a tater tot!”

by Goblondjacob November 19, 2019

Jacob Athens

Someone who simps for anime girls and runs a stupid podcast.

Quit being a Jacob Athens man

by Patriotic To The Bone December 22, 2022

Jacob

Jacob is a person who sucks at all video games especially fortnite, apex legends, Minecraft, and most of all fifa. He normally has a brother named Samuel who is equally bad at video games and thinks he knows everything but he doesn’t.

Jacob has never gotten a solo dub in fortnite.

by The truth about everything May 21, 2019

Jacob Thomas Stinson

The cutest human being on planet Earth.

Jacob Thomas Stinson is Emma’s onlyyyyy :)

by Hoochins October 23, 2018