snake

a girl that lies or goes against you and is a fake friend, slags you off behind your back then is nice to your face.

Stacey’s such a snake, i told her not to talk to the boy i like but she did it anyway

by savetheturtleslol July 24, 2019

Velvet Snake

The Velvet Snake is essentially just a term for a penis which has recently had a lubricant applied to it, and is now soft.

It results in a penis that looks like a smooth "velvety" snake.

Myself: Woah, that sex was amazing, I've gone soft now.
Brenda: You have, lovely little Velvet Snake you've got there *winks*
Myself (offended): LITTLE?!?

by MudderFukcer January 19, 2022

food snake

A turd, a shit. Especially a long, curling one, bonus points if an entire shot comprises a single, magnificent brown anaconda.

Hey Johnny, come check out this giant food snake someone couldn't flush in cubicle 3.

by EdgarLongstaff December 25, 2023

italian snake

Mate it's not pasta if you don't have the fresh cherry tomatoes mate fuck off! Just give it to me now the prosciutto, please!

Mate, fuck off I'm not a Italian snake I'm a dog mate, woof.

by masterbaitsmate June 9, 2017

snake

an animal that wont kill you in your sleep contrary to popular belief

p1: have you met p3s snake? p2: yah its the nicest animal ive ever met

by the negotiatr January 2, 2021

Snake Oil

A game where a girl is in the middle and sucks every guy off by biting there d*** and sucking it

Oh man she’s so good at snake oil

by Bigsexy1387 August 13, 2021

Seeing Snakes

"Seeing Snakes"

1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.

2. To be pissed off or grouchy.

1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."

2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"

by Jmonger223 June 21, 2012