It’s when your GFs cooking breakfast and tells you you dropped something and when you bend over to pick it up she whispers in your ear (f me) you say, now? And she says yea now. And you just whip it out all angry and BAM you shove it in. And right away you feel crunch and suddenly it’s cold. She laughs. She says, Says fuck off. How’d you like that whispering egg?
by BLaM666 August 29, 2018
When a woman doesn't tell you she has a yeast infection and you discover her supository during oral or fingering.
by CoocheyCarnage_69 September 14, 2021
Sometimes referred to as "the old bean & egg", is a sexual act which involves placing your nutsack on your partner's chin while simultaneously ejaculating into a flour tortilla, corn tortillas can be used but do not hold up as well. The tortilla does not need to be eaten but can be for bonus eggs.
by CantStopWontStopBungBungLao March 11, 2020
You: moriah said she not gon fight me cs her parents said she on punishment but she was just outside
Me: she ducking eggs hard
Me: she ducking eggs hard
by all4yuu December 20, 2022
An egg salad is a sexual act between two people. An egg is cracked into one's anus. The one who cracked the egg also adds in a salad dressing of their choosing. The one with the egg and dressing in their rectum then squats. The egg cracker and salad dresser positions their mouth below the squatting member. The squatter then pushes out the concoction and the partner underneath consumes it. This completes the egg salad.
by Come get some salad November 27, 2017
by Eye h8 u January 13, 2019
The resultant mush that occurs in a woman's body upon witnessing an ovulation-inducing child of christ-like cuteness.
"Did you see that picture mesh of Zach Braff and Donald Faison, making their perfect dream progeny?"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
"Yeah, I made egg salad instantly"
by Shocka_celia March 05, 2015