26th October

Complement your bf/gf all day. On appearance and personality

26th October:

Boyfriend: Hey u are rlly nice and cute

Girlfriend: Awwww thanks u too

by Brad_doco October 25, 2019

25 of october

Helping yourself get futher in life day

Person 1: ahh men today im going to be productive!

Person 2: why my man?
Person 1: Well it's 25 of october!!!

by Ching Chong Master October 25, 2019

October 26

The day when you get to fondle any fat guys balls!

Owen: Hey Josh it appears to be October 26 you fat prick gimme dem balls its fondling time
Josh: ok lemme finish my cheese toastie

by IDigestKidneyStones October 25, 2019

October 26

Best day to ever be born on if you are born on this day you better be happy because you shine brighter than the sky

Rylee: Hey when is your birthday

Friend: October 26th
Rylee: your so lucky
Friend: why
Rylee: October 26th is one of the best days to be born!
Friend: that’s amazing!

by Rylee20091 October 25, 2019

October 27th

The day you can go up to your crush or bf or gf and kiss them.

Person 1: Hey!

Person 2: *kisses*
Person 1: Oh that’s right it’s, October 27th.

by Booty_licker October 25, 2019

October 26

Ask your crush out day! It’s ok if you get rejected.

Person 1: Hey will you go out with me?
Person 2: Why?
Person 1: it’s october 26
Person 2: Okay

by JoeMama2.0 October 25, 2019

October 25th

National slap your dick on a pumpkin day! Arent you glad you had some *October 25th in you*. Only the truly, the best are worthy to slap your dick on a pumpkin before mister spookler comes in and eats your soul on the 31st. Why wait? National slap your dick on a pumpkin 25th

Johnny- Hey do you know what day it is?
Timmy- What
Johnny- The day you slap your cock on a pumpkin
Timmy- Oh boy that was life changing I wish to celebrate the birth of the Fuhrer thats called October 25th or stone your dick on a pumpkin day!

by Iredditall October 25, 2019