sister-mom

When someone's mom looks so young she could be their sister.

Jenny is coming to the party and she is bringing her sister-mom. I saw Chris shopping with his sister-mom.

by jillyjillz May 2, 2011

Hockey Mom

A women that should be watching youth hockey and not pretending she can be the president of the united states.

Look at Katie Couric raping that hockey mom on national television.

by assem January 16, 2009

Ur Mom.

uhhhh....Ur Mom....DUH!!!

Ummm...Ur Mom?Ho-kSo.........Bland meat!

by Dev April 22, 2005

ur mom

the person you "popped" out of, after she had sexual inter course, and got prego!

Sally had sex with Bob, Bob got Sally pregnant, Sally had a baby, the doctor told the baby , pointing to Sally "thats UR MOM!"

by Kelly April 8, 2003

mom can

A period pouch for pregnant women.

I need to buy a new mom can, mine is about to flood.

by Dad10101010 May 5, 2018

savage mom

A mother that does anything it takes to be her child's most bad ass influence. She will show total disregard for herself when it comes to her kids.

Heather is such a savage mom, she punched every bee in the swarm in the face to protect her boy.

by NotoriousJG July 6, 2017

Your Mom

An insult given typically when one has been defeated in an argument but does not want to admit it. People who give this insult may also lack wit and originality, or simply may be obnoxious. It spun off of the largely popular yo mamma jokes.

Person A: You see, you're popular because you developed early and started giving handjobs when you were twelve and now you can't stand to look at yourself in the mirror because all you see is a whore. So you pick on Meg to avoid the inevitable realization that once your body is used up by age 19 you're going to be a worn out, chalky skinned burlap sack that even your step dad won't want. How's that? Am I in the ballpark?

Person B: Yeah, well... your mom.

by LogicLikeaBoss April 4, 2011