Josh Take

A statement, most likely made by an individual named Josh, that is so baffling and generally unaccepted to the point where arguing it confuses both arguers of the debate.

Josh: *Says a typical take that makes no sense*
Sevy: "Yeah, that's definitely a Josh Take"

by vSevy January 5, 2021

Josh

Usually you are attracted to his big ears that have satellites projecting their signal causing no girl to be able to resist Josh is a sensitive, caring guy who will do anything to solve problems. Although he may come across as overprotective but all he wants to do is make sure that the ones he loves are safe and well. Joshua's are normally very attractive and have the most gorgeous eyes. He also is an extremely good kisser and knows how to pleasure a lady; They're romantic and are aware of a girl's boundaries. I'm 100% positive that if you find a Josh, you will not regret it and you'll most defiantly have a perfect relationship. Trust me, Josh's are worth the wait.

Josh is worth the wait…

by Shhh it’s Cole April 7, 2022

Josh S.

A fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat, fat man.

"The earth quakes when Josh S. walks."

by Oofism April 28, 2025

josh

bit of a weird one, loves a bit of weed, and is scared of London because he don't wanna get shanked

where's josh?
at home, he's scared of London
why
he doesn't wanna get shanked

by sneaky.kid October 16, 2019

National Josh kiss Quinn day

On January 11th Josh must makeout with Quinn for josh kiss quinn day

Oh looks like it’s National Josh Kiss Quinn day, you better get to it Quinn

by RecapXGhandi January 11, 2023

josh

josh is one of the most special people you will ever meet. he is extremely attractive, very cute and has an amazing body, although he doesn’t like to admit it. he has one or two bestfriends and many “friends” who he isn’t as close to. josh loves music, and is the most incredible singer you will ever find. he gives the best advice but sometimes doesn’t ask for help when he needs it. he is loved by so many people, however thinks quite low of himself. if he’s ever sad, he enjoys hugs, movies or dumplings. or ask him to sing. josh is the most special and sweet boy you will ever meet and is possibly also the cutest boy you will lay your eyes on. if you ever meet a josh, do not let go of him.

“who’s that?” oh that’s my boyfriend josh.

by anonymous_19207 January 22, 2020

Josh

your local fat weed dealer who thinks something he’s not

friend :You buying crow off josh ?
me: nah boi shit deals and his fat and he constantly ask for money to spend on food

by Łucy p July 30, 2019