suck my sack

A phrase used as an insult, telling someone to suck your testicles.

"You're stupid."

"You know what? You can suck my sack."

by Pene the Great May 21, 2017

sucking science dick

When someone will take ANY position that "science" tells them to. No matter what it is. Even if it isn't real science but it is science based off of studies that were paid for by pharmaceutical companies, politicians, climate activist funds, or the democratic party.

Peter: Get your fucking vaccine! Or else you'll kill everyone around you!

Bob: Peter, quit sucking science dick and let people make their own choices.

OR

Dorito was sucking science dick when she was told by a "research study" that jumping off of a tall bridge would cure herpes, and she decided to jump just because it was from a "reputable source"

by crudmonkey May 27, 2022

sucks out the dump

To give a blowjob after a penis was in the anus.

Traci is crazy, she even sucks out the dump.

by John Thomas IV December 16, 2008

suck a soft one

a very popular saying that is used to insult someone. can also add other details to the insult, depending on how severe the offense is. example: go suck your father's soft one

"you are so annoying. go suck a soft one."
"i wish that creeper would go away. he can go suck a soft one."

by suckasoftone March 2, 2008

David sucks balls

Wow David sucks balls

WOW David sucks balls

by RIDQ May 8, 2020

YEAH, I SUCK!

It's something you say when you fuck up something really bad but have fun doing it anyway.

(you just tripped on a football field, and the other team just scored because of your fumble. you laugh at yourself, saying...)

"YEAH, I SUCK!"

by ShutUpImMe October 22, 2015

Dick sucking Uniform

One single Chopstick used to twist up and hold your hair out of your face and mouth while performing oral sex.

Most importantly The ONLY article of clothing on your body.

....And there she was.... on her knees... ready....with only her dick sucking uniform on...... Amen...

by Kimberstar6 September 7, 2013