Dick Biscuit

Something that you call someone who is being a total douche

" Rusev is such a Dick Biscuit"

by Jakey Pie March 9, 2015

flimsy biscuit

The complete opposite of a stud muffin.

Eew, that guy is a real flimsy biscuit.

by psh you wish 08 =) April 9, 2009

sacrificial biscuit

When you have opened a packet of biscuits and eaten a few and then leave them for a couple of days, the top biscuit in the pack will go stale, but in doing so, will keep the rest of the biscuits fresh - it is deemed the sacrificial biscuit...

Person 1 - "Yeah I'll have a biscuit, but don't give me the stale one at the top"
Person 2 - "don't worry bro, I would never give a homie the sacrificial biscuit"

by das raving salty man 2K16 August 29, 2023

Biscuit

A side order. The second choice.

1: She just got rejected by him, and now she's with you?
2: Yeah, so?
1: Dude, you're a total biscuit.

by Afellowbiscuit45 November 1, 2017

Butter my biscuit

To cum in between a woman’s 2 ass cheeks (like they are delicious biscuits) during sex

Ugh Matt butter my biscuit please

by xoxolanafan July 8, 2024

biscuits

Bombs

Did someone detonate a full payload of biscuits?

by MelbourneTrainEnthusiast August 17, 2025

Limp Biscuit

A Woman / Man who enjoys sex, without consequence. They will typically have many partners, individually, ir at the same time.

That person has head so much sex, they're a Limp Biscuit.

by DOM_FADDA May 27, 2023