Human malware

Someone who goes around causing shit for their own enjoyment.

person 1- "ah yes i gage posted again, he really sperged out this time"

person 2- "you are a true piece of human malware aren't you?"

by Minuteman's abused dog January 28, 2021

Humanity distancing

Individuals with significant advantages who distance themselves from the rest of humanity by advocating policies that create unfair advantages for themselves and multiple barriers to others such as those in the middle and lower classes and/or minorities. Instead of playing fair and getting their share based on effort they want unfair advantages for themselves when dividing up the pie, when taking risks, and when needing to be bailed out. They also want distance themselves from the rules and to rig the systems of justice and rules against the collective body of humans.

Humanity distancing policies favoring a few of the richest of the rich narcissists to maintain a safe distance above the others in society to assure that the downward pressure from above and a trickling supply downward to those below them have only enough to get by and have a significant number of constraints to prevent the majority from rising above and improving their situation.

by mlhiss April 6, 2020

Confidential Human Source

A Confidential Human Source, or CHS, is an informant who covertly provides information to law enforcement about criminals and their activities. Their names are withheld from official law enforcement reports and documents to protect their identities.

Some critics of law enforcement claim that some instances of an alleged CHS are a mere fabrication, and there never was an actual human who provided the information. These critics claim that in such cases where the law enforcement agents fabricated the CHS did so as justification for a search warrant or other similar legalities of an investigation.

The FBI claimed they were told about the drug ring by a Confidential Human Source.

by Innocent Byproduct October 21, 2023

Human Milker-o-matic

Something located in the womens bathroom. It will suck all milk out of their breasts within seconds. After this, it turns half of it into a chemical that will then be injected into the woman's mouth, that will make their breasts expand and make them obedient, relaxed, and rather stiff, generating near infinite milk.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Person 1: I see a Human Milker-o-matic.
Person 2: Could it really hurt to try?
Later...
Person3: (Locks bathroom door)
(Faint moans heard from the bathroom)

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 26, 2022

Human Vape

when u put someone butt in your mouth and they fart and u breathe it and puff it out like a vape

person 1: it smells like shit in here

person 2: human vape is a killer man

by aristotle's denial October 13, 2025

Human Milker-o-matic

A pair of tubes in the girl's washroom, sucking milk from their breasts upon them being placed on it, and using half of it gained to make a drug, going in through a 3rd tube forcefully into the girl's mouth. This drug enhanced their breast size, the quantity of milk inside, and makes them act obedient, extremely orgasmic, and stiff to the point where they may be unable to move. This generates near infinite amounts of milk to be sent to the market.

That's why you don't ask how the sausage is made.

Girl1: Do we dare to try it?
Girl2: I say we do it on the count of three.
Both: One, Two, Three!
Later...
Boy1 and 2: (Locks Girl's Washroom door)
(Faint moans heard in a bathroom in the middle of nowhere, being sucked into the factory to make the milk, all stemming from the Human Milker-o-matic

by Registered_Fun_Haver May 28, 2022

Human pipe

When you load a bowl of some ganj in their bootyhole, light it, and inhale out of their mouth. Truly the most natural way to smoke.

Ayeeee homie I forgot my pipe! You tryna smoke some human pipe?

by Poshing May 8, 2019