Ass hat

What you become when your mom is a teacher, no one likes her and she sits on you

Aaric's an ass hat...

by ManderzzCarrii January 9, 2012

Hat

-A commonly used term for a man's penis in Virginia. It can also mean clitoris.

You-Remember that guy last night on Omegle?
Friend-Which one?
You-The one with the massive, black hat!

by Hat Master February 21, 2011

smelly hat

the result of the fetish of defecating on someone's head.

I have a nice collection of smelly hat videos.

by cholo carwash February 23, 2011

dog hat

A furry winter hat with ear flaps that look like a dog's ears, hence the name.

Look at that guy with the dog hat!

by Loquacious_T February 23, 2011

doing hat

an alternate name for a condom

Hey Matthew, do you have a doing hat I can borrow for the evening

by hockeynutt21 March 27, 2011

ass hat

When the balance of a person's entire physical make-up is nothing more than a hat for their ass.

You are truly an ass hat.

by Blankedyblancblanc November 28, 2011

hat sag

when the tip of someone's beenie droops down like a flaccid penis

Damn that kid has some hat sag

by hat saggah November 10, 2011