Got Kirked

When someone publicly declares X isn’t an issue, and X is the cause of their death. See Irony.

Got Kirked: someone downplays or dismisses the threat of gun violence, but then becomes a victim of it.

Charlie Kirk being shot at a political rally after publicly saying gun violence isn’t an issue in America, 2025.

by ButImNotWrong080706 September 11, 2025

Mussels Don't got muscles

When a group of mussels have very weak muscles so you decide to point it out.

Bro: Bro these mussels don't got muscles at all they are so weak man.

Mussels: You know we can hear you bro, right?

Bro: Well for starters I don't care and for seconds I'm gonna eat you anyways so time to dig in I guess!

Mussels: WAIT NO NO-

by ComputerWorld January 14, 2024

gots

have
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You gots the ball.

by yfgxfhfgx September 2, 2022

Got me goin in this haunted house

Taken from @supremedreams_1 (all credit given) it is used in a situation where you are being forced to go to or visit an undesirable place and literally have nothing else to say

Nurideen: bro let's go gets some mcnuggets
Bazi: no dude McDonald's is disgusting
Nurideen: bro I took you to dubai we have to go
Bazi: got me goin in this haunted house rn

by nurfuckingtrap April 7, 2019

Got Legs

1. To have pretty legs.
2. To be able to run fast.

1. That girl's got legs.
2. That runner's really got legs!

by MalumLibrum958 October 14, 2022

daddys got a new 45

sublime:santeria lyrics, daddys got a new gun

'daddys got a new 45'

by Blue jewel 87427 June 5, 2024

I got a new phone

She/He deleted your number - out of lack of attraction - so she/he has no idea who you are when you text her/him.

Who is this? I got a new phone and lost numbers.

by Georgiaboy1996 July 5, 2015