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Fish Food 

The thin film of dried shit that flakes off one's penis after not immediately washing your dick following anal sex with a male or female with an insufficiently douched rectum.
Hey Tim, shake some of that fish food off your dick into Rotor's tank, Jamal's cheap ass didn't go to Pathmark last night.
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fish food 

name for crushed salvia divinorum leaves, for both its texture and smell.
fish food by DJ Dogman December 7, 2006

Gods food 

When you've dropped some food or sweets on the floor and you still want to eat it. Blowing off lint and stating 'Gods food' makes it safe to eat. Similar to five second rule.
Ah, I've dropped my hotdog.
*Picks it up and blows off invisabugs and lint*
Gods food!!!
Gods food by Jebbie January 18, 2008

Devil food 

devil food is a phrase to describe food that someone doesn't like, it is so bad that only the devil could have invented it.
Many people don't like marmite, you either love it or hate it. if you don't like it you would describe it as your devil food and say it is so horrible that only the devil could have invented it
Devil food by squishmc March 29, 2009

Invisible Food Syndrom 

IFS
Old people have this. When an old person continually moves their lips, mouth and/or tongue - as if they have food in their mouth, but they really don't. Someone with this condition is extremely annoying to be around.
*Old woman with Invisible Food Syndrome makes gross noises with her mouth for hours*
*Teenager leaves room so that she doesn't punch her grandmother*

used food 

slang for vomit, puke, barph.
At the carnival, we were all trying to avoid the piles of used food all over the walkway near the thrill rides.
used food by MillsFokk August 25, 2009