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Dutch Duster

When you fart in an elevator and get out on your floor.
I was in the elevator and someone dealt a dutch duster!
by Dduster December 9, 2012
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Dutch Smurf

The act involving drinking copious ammounts of Blue Gatorade, and immediately afterwards licking someone's anus eventually staining it blue.
" That girl last night was propper kinky. Gave me a good old Dutch Smurf!
by Sharkmeister9000 November 11, 2020
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dutch-cube

when someone farts so violently in a cubicle the smell lasts for hours if not days and co-workers start to give you weird looks and avoid you because you smell like a dutch-cube.
guy: man, have you seen john around?
guy2: no, and you dont want to, his cubicle smells like a shit-hole. Thats a classic dutch-cube for you.
guy: oh, well thanks for the warning!
by username7011 September 25, 2015
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Dutch Goodbye

When you leave the party early because you have been roasted relentlessly, only to immediately return with a weird boner and hover awkwardly while it resumes.
"Thought we finally cracked him, but my guy pulled a Dutch Goodbye"
by Iqbal Achieve April 8, 2024
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dutch cruise

I'm about to go to chess club and Dutch cruise.
by QuinQuinQuadQi April 7, 2016
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Your dutch

Slow to learn or understand; obtuse.
Tending to make poor decisions or careless mistakes.
Marked by a lack of intelligence or care; foolish or careless.
Your dutch for making such foolish mistakes.
by Redbeard guy March 11, 2021
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dutch oven restaurant

On a 5+ table, dropping a dollar underneath baits the unsuspecting fool and one holds him down while everyone farts at once.
On our last guys night out, the newbie got the dutch oven restaurant and gagged on his lunch under the table.
by Chuckie Sue July 23, 2022
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