dadding

Like regular parenting, but with more dick jokes, nerf guns, and pockets.

It's dadding time.

by GivenUp November 19, 2018

Scumbag Dad

Amazing YouTuber/tiktoker who makes skits

Creator of Mr. Skelly bones

“I’ve got a bullet for you!”
-scumbag dad

Person 1: Hey, do you watch scumbag dad?
Person 2: Yeah I do.
Scumbag dad: I’ve got a bullet for you!
Mr. skelly bones: doot doot, Mr Skelly bones.

by The Bigger Mama April 22, 2024

Ur dad

U don’t have one

Ur dad

LOL u don’t have a dad

by Benofil December 5, 2021

mississippi dad

The Dad to the girl of you dream. You don’t want to get on the wrong side of him cause he is a mean southern Dad with his shoutgun.

Tommy-Are you Kiersten’s Dad. Mississippi Dad-while yes and you better not hurt my daughter or I’ll hurt you.

by Fortnitegod12345 May 3, 2018

My dad is blank

My dad is blank= an argument commonly used by little kids in online where they falsely claim that one of their parents (usually their dad, However the parent can be of any gender) owns either what theyre arguing about or the platform theyre arguing on.

"Oh yeah? Well my dad is the author of insert comic book series so im automatically a bigger fan of it than you!"
"My dad owns roblox he will hack you >:("
"My parents own every icecream store and they both said that chocolate is the best flavour!"
All three are examples of the "my dad is blank" argument.

by EuropeanImmigrant August 9, 2024

Dad

Some bitch from hell that can be generous and trick you into believing he is a good person but in reality, your dad is a narcissistic bitch who only thinks of himself.

My dad is a complete idiot can I pls borrow someone else's dad for a full month.

by your fellow gurl January 26, 2022

dad

he said he was just getting milk but never came back

dad - i’m getting to get milk it will talk 5 minutes

by DumbBlonde October 15, 2019