Dad

He always leaves for a glass of milk and he never comes back THAT SICK FUCK

My Dad left to get milk bye Dad

by IAMASICKFUCK May 18, 2020

Your dad

He went to buy milk 5 years ago and hasn't come back yet.

Bro, he left like your dad!

by CozThe February 5, 2022

ur dad gay

This is the second most hurtful insult in the history of the planet coming first is ur mom gay

I hate you jannet

Ur dad gay lol
Why would u say this to me?

by Will the silly boi March 11, 2018

Simon's Dad

The best dad you'll ever meet, known to many as "just better" and is respected by many.

Your dad is such a Simon's Dad

by 9pixel April 25, 2022

Dad Lip

When a moustache is freshly shaved or not fully grown in, causing the moustache to be sharp and stubble-like at the ends. Most importantly, hairs are longer than the infamous dirt lip.

Cheryl: Last night, when I kissed Earl, I could feel his dad lip against my lips.

by Edgar Allen Mango November 8, 2017

my dad

my dad is a man who is like my girl friend have not seen for 15 years in other word my dad is unexisting

teacher: i am calling your dad

me :i have not seen my dad for 15 years

by your gay if u see this May 26, 2020

dad

the one who always says the will get milk from the store but never came back to prevent that order milk instead

my dad has been gone for 3 years please help!

by why does this happen to me February 4, 2022