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Ross's Dad

A "Ross's Dad" is when you get so drunk that you shit in the bidet instead of the toilet.
Still drunk person : I was so drunk last night I did a "Ross's Dad"

Sober person : shit really how did you get rid of it?

Still drunk person : I smashed it with a whisk obviously!
by Spiky dildo June 15, 2022
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Dad joke

Corny/cheesy jokes that fathers share with their children. They are often criticised by people who don't want to admit that some dad jokes are actually pretty good or they don't understand the concept of dad jokes. For the most part, those who say "dAd JoKeS aRe NoT fUnNy" do not realise that the whole shtick is that the jokes are so predictable and dry that in a way it is hilarious.
Dad: I built a car comprised of ravioli, but my sista didn't believe me until I drove pasta.

The snobby son: Oh wait I forgot to laugh. Wait no I didn't, I didn't laugh because it's another one of your lame dad jokes 🙄

Dad: You're too young to understand the concept my boy.
by UltimateDoge May 24, 2022
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Dad

Dads are the persons in your life who always will love you and look after you. Dads is always good at things and even better at learning them away.
by greencvrfan June 6, 2022
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dad

someone that will be back one day with milk (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻
*kid*:mommy whens dad coming back with milk
*mom* only in your dreams
by joemamajoe January 30, 2020
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Dad

by Ttyleart November 23, 2023
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Dad

someone who doesn't bring back milk until you win the lottery or make it the NBA
Me: My dad never came back
Also me: HOLY SHIT! I JUST WON THE LOTTERY
Dad: Hey son, how long has it been
by TittyTwister9000 February 25, 2021
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Dad

What...
Whats a DAD
by brutherrrr December 21, 2022
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