Chris Shuttleworth 

The perfect specimen of an extraordinary system administrator. Someone that all technicians should aspire to be like.

That Chris Shuttleworth can solve any issue that arises.

Chris Shuttleworth by Windcrest warrior August 11, 2023

Chris Lamb 

An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC

Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!

Chris Lamb is a fucking legend

Chris Lamb by Aldi5bagsfor£40 October 1, 2023

Chris Method 

A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.

Alright if we finish JB You get Homicide, I call this the Chris Method

Chris Method by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023

Chris Brown a Bitch 

When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.

Chris Brown a Bitch, jerking off, legal actions, Chris Brown, Rhianna

Chris Brown a Bitch by glickman April 8, 2009

Chris Picture 

A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.

Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"

Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"

Chris Picture by S, H, C :D March 22, 2009

Chris Browned 

To have been beaten by your boyfriend.

Stop talking shit girl before I Chris Brown you.

Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.

Chris Browned by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009

Chris Burke Cocktail 

A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.

Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.

Fred:

Tim: Fred?

Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.

Chris Burke Cocktail by 6622867994 September 22, 2009