The perfect specimen of an extraordinary system administrator. Someone that all technicians should aspire to be like.
by Windcrest warrior August 11, 2023
Get the Chris Shuttleworth mug.An individual of superior being and lover of all things curry based, loves a burst of shoe army at anytime of day, rumour has it this being is the arch nemesis of the viral sensation that is the Wealdstone Raider, referred to by many of the locals as the Sixfields Raider due to his love of Northampton FC
Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!
Also rumoured to have the bowels of satan, often relating to his diet mainly consisting of ‘extremely hot fucking curries’ causing him to have curry slurry in a hurry!
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A group-buy slows down massively and needs to finish fast and Chris says if we finish your gonna get a ultimate grail.
by mykel YURRRR October 7, 2023
Get the Chris Method mug.When having sex you bust your load in your hand. Then slap the girl in the face. And then try to sue her.
by glickman April 8, 2009
Get the Chris Brown a Bitch mug.A picture of one's self posing naked in front of a bathroom mirror myspace style. Usually accompanied by a small penis and a large ego. Such photos usually include festive, culturally diverse hats covering the genitalia. These photos are usually taken by players or man whores for them to flaunt to girls around school.
Person #1: "Dude did you get that chris picture going around school?! That guy is such a douche!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
Person #2: "Yeah he thinks he's gods gift to women or something! Someone should tell him that tiny dick doesn't match his super fat ego!"
by S, H, C :D March 22, 2009
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Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
Oh snap, did you hear? She got Chris Browned yesterday. So sad.
by FoulMouth4eva February 27, 2009
Get the Chris Browned mug.A quarter of mushrooms, 6 hits of acid, and half a cup of paint thinner blended with vodka. Normally leads to the user becoming "glopped" due do the mixing compounds in the mushrooms and paint thinner.
Tim: Dude, I heard you drank a Chris Burke Cocktail last night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
Fred:
Tim: Fred?
Freds Dad: hes been glopped all night.
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