Blood Joint

A collection of marihuana thats consits of one's own personal stash, and is obtained from a source of known violence, much like a blood diamond. This phrase can only be used within unison of a joint styled form of smoking.

Much more vague varieties can be used for same effect: blood pot, blood tree, blood choad, blood blunt, etc, ...

"Yo! I just rolled this fuckin' joint with some shittly doo da mexican herb! Want some, you butt-plug?" -Anonymous

"Na, I don't want none of your shitty Blood Joint, you shit-headed ass clown." -You

by ProphetOfTheGoat October 20, 2011

bloobly

A pet name. It means a cute and cuddly creature.

You're my Bloobly, Chad! I love you so much!!

by KelsKat June 4, 2012

blood spunk

blood spunk could be the obvious (shaging a woman whilst its the time of the month) or just a way of expelling anger ....

arrrrrhg you fucking blood spunk .
look at yus you got fuckin blood spunk on me fuckin bed.

by Napalm Viper July 29, 2012

Blood Running

When you get hurt so bad you get up and run away. This usually happens when your bleeding a lot.

When Bill broke his arm he was Blood Running all the way to his house.

by SupremeDrizzle June 17, 2013

Blood Factory

A male or female that is so muscular that he or she always looks like they got a enormous pump from the weightroom

Friend - Wow!?! Did Picasso just do like 100 curls?
Friend 2 - No, he's just a blood factory

by mBORN September 7, 2013

blooblopped

When someone gets laid the fuck out

Chris got fucking blooblopped in practice yesterday, damn!

by Angrew jackson December 21, 2013

blood-to-dick ratio

Its like a tsunami of fat that receeds allowing your dick to look bigger cause you have lost weight

Now that im skinny, I have better blood-to-dick ratio.

by Lootze March 19, 2014