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Columbian Rug Burn

When you drag your testicles across your rug, it gives you a big rug burn on your penis. After that, you pour bleach over the wound.
yo bro i just gave my self a Columbian Rug Burn last week
by Gay_faggot_swag25 April 29, 2025
mugGet the Columbian Rug Burnmug.

The C Burns

To like black huge cock in their mouth
Do you know what Melanie was doing last night?
Yeah, she was busy with The C Burns!
by darkdrop July 14, 2011
mugGet the The C Burnsmug.

Burn Slut

The naive girl that male burners convince to be a pass around. Once one gets in, they all know they can get in too. The girl is typically just trying to fit in or get free drugs, and the males are generally opportunistic, praising the "merits" of open relationships and free love. The girl has no idea that she is just being used for sex and they don't actually acknowledge her as part of the community.
Burner 1: "I got the burn slut pregnant"
Burner 2: "No relationship, no responsibility"
by Hellhammer13 December 15, 2017
mugGet the Burn Slutmug.

Fuck you burn

Gesture of conveying to another person at a burning man event; hope the event exceeds expectations, to get out of your comfort zone, and have a great time.
"Fuck you burn" (while flipping the other person off)
by Fucken Frank the Tank September 6, 2022
mugGet the Fuck you burnmug.

Burns Girls

Burns girls (n.): A subclass of high school females hailing from Burns, Oregon, known for smelling like a crab boil left in a middle school locker and having more bodies than a Civil War battlefield. Typically found lurking in lifted trucks, DM’ing your man while calling you “bestie,” and offering zero loyalty unless it’s to their vape flavor.
"After hooking up with three guys in one night, stealing a vape, crying on her story, and blaming it all on her ex — yeah, she’s 100% one of those Burns girls."
by Upperdeckermakesurpeckerbigger October 14, 2025
mugGet the Burns Girlsmug.

Assid Burn

The extreme burning pain in the ass caused by:

a) undigested ass-raping habanero pepper chemicals

passing the sphincter.

b) unlubricated ass-scraping friction of a cock in the butt.

c) excessive ass-wiping while cleaning up a stubborn

morning-after spicy dinner shit.
"I am getting too old for hot salsa... gives me assid burn by

morning!"

"Spit on it, dickhead... you're giving me a fucking assid

burn!!"

"Bloody hell! I've given myself assid burn wiping up the damn

jalapeno bean dip that came down the pipe, this morning!"
by dbodude April 2, 2013
mugGet the Assid Burnmug.

Paul burns

A man who is very easy to describe and define.
Who is Paul burns?
A man who works in an oil yard with stan and who loves the gym. Not a huge fan of Lundy,
by Jessiejott93 December 20, 2013
mugGet the Paul burnsmug.

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