A disgusting, abhorrent multi stage sex act. Initially, an individual of indeterminate sex is administered a total of five pounds of chili peppers by a pair of men. After the individual shits themselves (due to the copious amounts of chilli peppers they've consumed), the two men start smothering the individual's arse in sriracha sauce, until the individual's rectum feels as if it has been set ablaze as a result of the hot sauce flowing down their asshole. Then, the two men carefully mix the shit and the hot sauce before licking it off avidly.
Man 1: Whoa! That chick's hot as hell! Should we ask if she wants to experience the Texan Asshole Blaze?
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
Man 2: Fuck yea! You know I'm into that!
by Gienekcat. October 4, 2025
Get the Texan Asshole Blazemug. by BreBre. September 15, 2022
Get the kombucha assholemug. Person: Why is that kid wearing fuzzy socks and yelling at everyone?
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole
Another Person: Because Jake Carlson is an asshole
by skippppppppppppppppy February 11, 2015
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by KyleahVieira May 9, 2018
Get the Assholemug. 
Someone who has a whatever attitude and shows apathy towards people during a conversation. Anyone who doesn't care about anyone and ignores everyone because they just don't give a shit.
I told Jay that I wanted a divorce and he said "Whatever I don't care." He just didn't give a shit because he is an asshole with no empathy.
by Seth Martin Dresser September 28, 2018
Get the Assholemug. by anonymous November 5, 2022
Get the Assholemug.