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Drive-by Douch

Inverse Drive-by Douche:

1. The regular drive-by douche is to yell out inappropriate, and sometimes nonsensical words or sentence or sounds that have no effect on the pedestrian, but the inverse would be to drive by and yell out intellectual/inspirational/philosophical things such as quotes or ideas.
Me: dude, let's drive-by douche!

Ron: how?
Me: let's yell: “electrons are waves AND particles!”

Believe in yourself!!”

“Pain is temporary, victory is forever!”

“Society is a manifestation of individuals collectively trying to be individuals but pathetically resulting in just being all the same
by Mo-ez June 14, 2010
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douche over

When a guy who has long enough hair combs it over to the one side ultimately looking like a douche bag.
Grahams sweater vest looks quit appropriate with his well styled douche over.
by Erinz June 16, 2008
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Douche Haven

A place where douches live.
Where are these douches coming from?... Douche Haven
by Douchehaven November 17, 2016
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Diesel Douche

A post-pubescent rural male that shows their plumage through an overly modified diesel pickup; his father was generally a man that had an IROC in the 1980s
Dan has a lifted F250 diesel with modified injectors that "rolls coal", when he does gratuitous burnouts in front of people's houses, the world, and any female he was contemplating copulating with, thinks of him as a diesel douche.
by AlbanianCocksman September 19, 2019
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Douche Bag

A tool, an asshole, a mallrat, a gym prick, someone who spends money they don;t have on protein shakes & 100 a month gym memberships. Dresses like a prep and or bitch. Puts too much time into their hair, uses fake tans, complains that he only makes $13 an hour and makes only 40 hours a week. Kisses with his eyes open, and very bad at it.
Hey man JEFF is a real douche bag recently, he's become a BURDEN.
by Tyler Burden January 16, 2010
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douche-connect

When a player leaves or disconnects from a game / round / raid for no reason right in the middle.
ex1: "Sorry guys gotta go" /groupquits in the middle of a dungeon run, raid, or round of play.

"Wow, what a way to douche-connect"

ex 2: When a player quits a group after the loot they want doesn't drop, so they leave group or fake disconnect.
by Drye November 22, 2010
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Douche Bag

1. A man who takes himself too seriously, has a poor sense of humor specifically with respect to himself, and generally tries to project an image of a man in a hip clothing label catalog. He will generally try and stand out in the crowd by over dressing for the situation and emphasizes his apperance more so than his personality which he generally lacks.

2. General pejorative directed at men.
"Dude, check out the douche bag in the cable knit scarf drinking the Mich Ultra."
by batmanuelle December 3, 2010
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