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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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Wank and dank

Tyrone asked Jamal what he’s been doing lately and tyron said just wank and dank
by Yeye ass haircut January 29, 2021
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wank block

The random things that happen when you‘re just trying to wank. Especially in combination to watching porn. Doesnt matter if you‘re just starting or already in the midst of it, something just has to happen to stop you.
I was starting to wank when all of a sudden I receive 10 messages, 2 emails and then there is even an incoming call from my mum. I havent gotten any notifications all day until now! Typical wank block!
by xyz1999 October 1, 2020
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WANK

The sound Captain Americas shield makes when hitting something.

Established in:
Captain America #366
Cap:"I hate Nazis"
Shield: *WANK*
by RhodosGuard September 9, 2017
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Climate Wanking

When politicians or the elite complain about climate change and how the world is coming to an end, and essentially use it to get votes from people who care or as a crutch for NOT talking about actual problems the world faces.
Keith: Dude, I have been so busy, I have not read anything about the latest G20 Summit, have you been following?

Mike: Ya, it is the same Climate Wanking all the time. I wish they would talk about China running the world economy, or how to get people back to work.

Keith: Ugh, Climate Wanking, such a waste of time. No wonder everyone hates these politicians and condescending celebrities. Talk about real world stuff, bruh.
by Mike109999 November 2, 2021
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Soggy Wank Wad

When you produce a mass of sperm/vaginal juice and wipe it up with a large amount of tissues.
Dude, I exploded and had to make a Soggy Wank Wad.
by gyhmjykgu12 March 20, 2011
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national wank over ex day

on the 10th october every year it’s the time where u hunt down the nice photos ur ex sent you and have a great time to them and maybe even text her
happy national wank over ex day my favourite ex fancy sending send some nice photos baby
by hwggg October 9, 2025
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