Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye.

Aespa impregnated me again but we love kpop and my dad and mum wont support me because their parents would beat them up. I have new mum bye bye. Need to wait for 10 years. You don’t know my rules so don’t judge that will be surprising I like surprise I can suicide.

by sdinaz October 24, 2023

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Take her up the tip

A sexual act where a man with excessively girthy fingers gives a woman digital sexual gratification, whilst smothered in Lion excrement, usually from Bristol Zoo.

Take her up the tip: “Our Shaun took I up the tip last night. I can’t walk straight, and will smell like Lion poo for a week!”

by OurJ May 23, 2025

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April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day

On This day April 19th it is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. Every year on this day only you are encouraged to Stick it where the sun don't shine and yell out a big "Oh yeah!" in your best porn star voice.

April 19th is National Stick Your Finger Up Your Butt* Day. So when you stick it where the sun don't shine give me a big,"Oh yeah!".

by Starholed April 18, 2024

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Hugging Up

It means one is still unfamiliar but has a general idea of how it works.

Originates from the term “Hugging the UP (Union Pacific)”. In the early 20th century when navigation for aircraft was in its infancy, pilots who were lost would zig zag until they found Union Pacific’s transcontinental line and follow it until they got to a spot they were familiar with. They hugged the UP.

“I’m still hugging up with the concept, but I’ll understand it soon.”

by Communist Teddybears April 14, 2024

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