National Fake Friend Day

National Fake Friend Day is celebrated on May 26th . On this day post your “fakest” friends, and drop anyone you feel like you can’t trust .

“Tomorrow is National Fake Friend Day, i’m posting *****”

by cartiismysavior May 23, 2023

Flamingo Appreciation day

On March 3rd, the day in which florida was founded (therefore meaning flamingos were discovered) we shall appreciate the beauty and grace of flamingos. We should appreciate how they were able to survive extinction and live on!

want to go to the zoo?
why?
because it's flamingo appreciation day

by chomper1173 December 23, 2020

national slam piece day

On August 15, bring the slut you’re fucking to your place of employment.

Are you bringing that bitch Cami to work on national slam piece day?

by HorseMeatCam August 15, 2024

Phat ass day

On fat ass day you WILL get a phat ass.
This is a holiday americans celebrate every april 12th with joy. This originated in 400 b.c when the greek gods gave eachother hot steamy lap dances and one of them said "well goddamn u have a phat ass"

Refumiuswechelfegalteanwearq: its phat ass day
You: yay

by Pppooper32 April 12, 2022

Kiss a football⚽️ player day

At the 3rd of december is official "Kiss a football player" day.

OMG I have to kiss him it's Kiss a football⚽️ player day.

by SBaumgart December 02, 2021

National Angelo Day

This day is on April 24th and it is the day of appreciation for all the Angelo’s of the World!

“Did you hear its National Angelo Day?”

by Heart zzz April 24, 2023

Nicholas Day

A gay dickhead who enjoys cock in the arse while he plays his gaybox. Also has an extremely small cock.

Girl 1: That boy Nicholas Day makes my pussy so dry.
Girl 2: I know right , he just makes me hate all gay men .
Boy 1: I’m gay and he even makes me soft.

by HandlessGynecologist August 20, 2020