Work

Something everyone hates. It’s just something you must do even once a lifetime. And its boring.

I hate work

by Gape_horn March 16, 2024

Working On Disappearing

The art of disappearing to work on yourself and elevate to the person you dream of becoming.
Not "ghosting", but completely disappear.

I am working on disappearing until I become a better version of myself

by TopFloorBruce March 28, 2024

Leanne’s at work

Is the art of a woman in her 40’s pretending she’s off at her job when she’s really off playing around. Job titles usually include ‘air-hostess’ as this can maximise her time away from the home.

Carly: “Hey Leanne’s looking all done up today” Hayley: “Yeh it’s the cravat I think! Leanne’s loving her new job at Qantas”
Hayley “What can I say, Leanne’s at work”

by Carly and Hayley June 15, 2022

Work

The thing that absolutely nobody likes. Like come on let me just go on my phone.

Boring Bob "Alright class lets get to work!"
Literally everybody "Uuugh."
Nerdy Nate" Yay!

by Some guy thats hates school June 15, 2022

Work walk

When you look like you’re busy and nobody wants to get in your way. In other words you walk with a purpose. This type of walk is considered a lot more respectable than a club walk.

Her: why don’t I ever get noticed?
Him: you have a work walk not a club walk?
Her: wtf does that mean?
Him: you don’t ask to get laid

by Daredevil2 February 14, 2022

Wood working

When a man jerks off with sandpaper

Hey Josh, want to come help me out with my wood working today?

by Lisamonalisapizza February 15, 2022

The works

Oral sex/getting laid. Anything sexual.

What's good with the works?
When you gon give me the works?
Let me get the works!

by PWhite69 March 2, 2022