Lampost wanker 

A guy hu wears hats and lives in s/bridge. he likes eying up the local lamposts

I am N***** and i am a lampost wanka

Lampost wanker by maddy October 5, 2004

Salty Walter!

V: The act of ejaculating on a females face, smacking her, and yelling "Walter".

Jerk. Smack. SALTY WALTER!

Salty Walter! by TDyoRu kOAnoMUw wGhD June 7, 2007

Walter Mitty

When someone hands you a glass of wine with a big palm print on the glass vs handing the glass stem first like any civilized wine drinker might.

"Can you please pass my wine, and don't Walter Mitty the glass."

Walter Mitty was a pitiful character from a James Thurber story. The movie with Dany Kaye.

Walter Mitty by Christine_Currie January 9, 2009

walter 

a small dick fellow who loves masterbating his half inch cock

Damn that new kid is a walter

walter by minecraftian451 November 17, 2016

wanker 

Someone that listens to Trance music

Paul Oakenfold is a wanker of a DJ.

wanker by Slap!Nastee May 13, 2003

wanker 

one who seems happy to go through life in a allmost homosexual frolicking manner not realy skilled nor capable of much normally an anoyance
you would have little or no respect/confidence in this person

also known as someone who likes to masturbate to an excessive degree

"damn it lenny quit being a wanker and help us get this done"
"you did it again? whats wrong with you ya wanker"
"aww look little timmys balls just dropped and hes allready spankin it hes gonna grow up to be such a wanker"
"Geroge bush is a wanker, but thats taking it easy on him"

wanker by HeYzUs December 28, 2005

reverse paul walkered 

When you get injured and steal your best friend's girlfriend. This is referring to the movie Varsity Blues when Paul Walker gets injured and his girlfriend immediately begins pursuing his best friend. This is the opposite of that. The injured is actually the one that steals the girl.

Dude my roommate tore his ACL and totally reverse paul walkered me. I walked in and he was banging my girlfriend. I didn't even know he could do the things he was doing on his crutches!

reverse paul walkered by A-A Ron Blakey January 13, 2014