Someone who isn't good enough to be your ride or die. They are your friend, but you really don't want them there until the end. People named Camden use this a lot towards their friend who is totally, completely, and udderly deserving of the "ride or die" title.
by yoimsmart April 29, 2016

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.
by CSI Sharkticon July 13, 2009

That strap or horseshoe half ring of hair behind a partially bald man's skull that runs from the the top of the right ear to the top of the left ear.
by Count Chuckula August 24, 2022

69 position while standing up. The risk of neck injury and free bottom surgery is a key part of the thrill
by dipsyshipy October 21, 2024

This is the odd, somewhat inhumane walk that people wearing Jordans do when they have purchased themselves a brand-new pair, in hopes of not creasing them, so that they can show off to their peers.
Richard: What is that guy doing over there? Why is he walking so funny?
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
Mortimer: I believe that gentleman is doing the Jordan walk.
Richard: Good heavens!
by gusoid June 13, 2025

when you bang a girl in the crab position while infected with crabs and she has sex with somebody else thus infecting them the crab walk from one person to another
broski 1: "i heard she has crabs!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
broski 2: "i heard she did the walking crab with john and infected doe!"
broski 1: "the crabs walking!"
by stewy5 May 9, 2012

slipknot but when the lead singer takes a guitar and covers it in expired peanut butter and shoved it up his ass singing the lyrics to Only One
by pseudonymking:) June 9, 2023
