Toilet

A portal two and interconnected system of other toilets to dispose of many things such as drugs,poop,pee,vomit,grandmas ashes and for the more lonely people children.

“Im gonna go use the toilet”
“Why”
“Grandmas last wish”
“RIP grandma”

by Doornob July 18, 2021

Skibidi Toilet

Gen Z brain rot that is ruining the younger generation

Hey guys Jeremy is acting crazy, he’s so skibidi Toilet.

by Ashton Oreo May 22, 2024

Buffy The Toilet Slayer

Inspired by "Buffy The Vampire Slayer" - The TV Show

Someone (usually careless coworker) who brutally abuses the bathroom/toilet. Especially dangerous if there is poor ventilation and/or poor flushing function or simply forgets to flush.
Leaves door open to fill the hallway with stench.

Therefore "Slaying the Toilet"

- Hey man,
I would not go out to the restroom for the next 40-45 minutes, just saw "Buffy The Toilet Slayer" come out of there

- Yeah thanks for the heads up! Buffy destroys that bathroom shamelessly like there is no tomorrow.

- I know right! He must have come down with that RAS - "Rotten Asshole Syndrome"

by Sonis718 July 23, 2015

toilet hat-trick bullseye

While accomplishing a toilet hat-trick the toilet water splatter of the falling shit hits the asshole and now the asshole is full of sperm, urine and shit, or menstrual blood, urine and shit.

Oh man, I had a massive toilet hat-trick bullseye this morning. I had to whipe my ass 15 times before all the sperm, piss and shit was all off!

by SpunkSkunk November 1, 2017

Toilet paper

You shouldn’t be asking. But, in case of an emergency, just pop over to your local store so you can better relive yourself without having to EVER search online.

Where the heck is the toilet paper!?!?

by saoupmhaiies March 30, 2020

toilet run

A special type of Celeste speedrun where the run is completed in the most un-orthodox methods possible, often coming very close to death in many places

Dude I had such a toilet run right there.
Was your time any good though?
Yeah it was sub-45, but man it was stressful.

by phlogchamp September 20, 2021

skibidi toilet

A satanic piece of sh*t.

This sh*t is so bad it has more dislikes than likes

Example 1:
Dad: What's going on?
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: brrr skibidi dop dop dop yes yes skibidi bobodi dip dip
Dad: *grabs a rocket launcher*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: skibidi skibidi skibidi toilet skibidi toilet skibidi dob dob dob yes yes
Dad: go to hell you piece of sh*t.
Dad: *triggers the rocket launcher and goes towards the pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7*
pathetic stupid gen alpha dirty crusty cheese iPad kid that eats Nutella 24/7: *dies*
Dad: good riddance.

Example 2:
My homie: yo whats poppin
Me: nothin much, what about u
My homie: yea im fine
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: hey guys
Me: yo
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: have you heard of skibidi toilet? it is such a good show you should watch it
Me: ...
My homie: ...
*Me and my homie beats him up*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: AHHHHH!!
Me: skibidi toilet is the worst thing to ever exist.
My homie: Go to hell!
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: Stop!!
Me: *vomits after saying skibidi toilet*
Cheeto 6 year old ipad kid: IM SUFFOCATING PLEASE STOP
My homie: *grabs a pistol and shoots him*
Me: there we go we killed him
Police: you're under arrest for killing a kid
My homie: He liked skibidi toilet.
Police: In that case, THE WORLD IS GETTING BETTER! Take 1000$!
Me: Lets gooo!

by EpicDiepLoser77 January 29, 2024