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top notch for losers

Someone who doesn't even know what something means, then goes around saying it like they invented it. This can sometimes work out to their enemy's advantage but I think you can work out how that worked.
Cool Kid: Yo THAS well plorin'

Normal Kid: Do you even know what that means?

Cool Kid: Uhhh Wha? Don' be dum fam! Duhhhh this kid lit !

Normal kid: Ugh, top notch for losers...
by Hahoteemgirl April 10, 2017
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Top mug of the Future

A top mug of the future is a person who is destined to be a complete idiot at some point later in time. This could take weeks, months or even years! You can usually tell when someone is a "top mug of the future" if they always do something annoying or stupid, but each time it gets worse.
1. You are just a 'top mug of the future'.

2. He is such a 'top mug of the future'

3. It's obvious he's destined to be the next 'top mug of the future'.
by Arnold Long John March 11, 2010
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Carrot tops nipples

Strange, self sustaining creatures not meant for this world.
P-blo’s nipples are carrot tops nipples.
by Incisor Philly August 12, 2018
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Egg with a Ball on Top

Another phrase to describe Sunny Side-Up Eggs. No one (except my family for some reason) uses this phrase. Please, for the love of God, start using this phrase! I've used it my whole life thinking it was common BUT ITS NOT! I don't want be the only one that uses it!!
Denny's Waiter: What will you like to order?
Customer: I'll have an Egg with a Ball on Top.
Denny's Waiter: ... I'm I supposed to know what that is? What the hell do you mean?
by ema1997 July 7, 2021
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I Would Top It

A phrase expressing the willingness of a man to be on top during gay sex, often used in passing reference by a man looking at a photograph or a person within sight.
Boy 1: Hey you remember if i introduced you to Kevin last night?
Boy 2: Nope..maybe you got a picture?
Boy 1: *opens facebook* here..
Boy 2: Oh...he looks kind of familiarwhy?
Boy 1: Well apparently you two made out and he wants to hang out with you. He just texted me.
Boy 2: Solid.... I would top it.
Boy 1: -__-
by partiallyhydrogenated May 16, 2013
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Rocky Top Rockslide

When you ejaculate a kidney stone and it rolls down her chest slides down the torso.
I passed a kidney stone and busted one at the same time. I gave my girl a Rocky Top Rockslide.
by Buttwipes October 14, 2020
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top of the pile dresser

One who wears the same 5 or so outfits every week due to just taking the clothes that are at the top of the pile after being washed and folded.
Girl 1: He wears the same clothes every week!
Girl 2: Yeah, he's a top of the pile dresser.
by greenmtnght August 4, 2009
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