by Desert_Eagle November 7, 2008
Get the trunk monkey mug.nothern male, bigger than most people, with a slightly wild personallity. Have a tendancy towards extreme sports, and crazy doings. Also seem quite slow, but are acctually rather clever. Very proud of there background, and like taking the mick out of southern faires. have the ability to speak proberly, i.e. saying grass, not grarss.
by ni 'munky' ck August 17, 2007
Get the northern monkey mug.When one wipes one's own ass and accidentally pokes finger through the toilet paper. Thus, the finger touches the poop causing a monkey finger.
Dude, I was wiping my ass and it went through the toilet paper. I got poop on my finger. monkey finger!!!
by Mckenneymc January 23, 2013
Get the Monkey Finger mug.1) the little sticky-out bone just above your asshole and below the small of your back. its where your tail would be if humans had tails, which would be kinda cool. it really hurts when u do sit ups cuz ur monkey bone gets pushed against the floor.
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
2) a film where a monkey turns into a guy
dude1: owww shit dude that fuckin canes, i cant do any more sit-ups
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.
i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
dude2: cansarn that infernal monkey bone, fucker.
i rented monkey bone from blockbuster
by dead donkey July 12, 2006
Get the monkey bone mug.a name for a turd that is so long that it wraps around the inside of your toilet, giving it the appearance of a monkey's tail.
by FthisS August 11, 2009
Get the Monkey Tail mug.by Georgina rushby January 4, 2014
Get the glacier monkey mug.A guy that goes to clubs, gets on the dance floor, and purposely bumps into chicks hoping that the chick will start grinding with him.
by Chuck Bucket February 7, 2005
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