rock in your sock

When you're sat there jerkin and it just doesn't cum.

Demetrius: "Hey bro, you were in my bathroom for a while, the fuck were you doing in there?!"
Alejandro: "Sorry dude, I just sat there with a rock in my sock."
Demetrius: "Probably a good thing you had a rock in your sock since it's my fucking bathroom you bitch!"
Alejandro: "Nah man it's cool, I splooged in there last week!"

by Rock in your sock December 14, 2015

Hellmanian Sock

The Hellmanian Sock is a Minimalist style of clothing in which the foreskin is put over the testicels. If you wear it you re not naked, because you still wear the Helmanian sock.

Bro why are you naked?

> I’m not naked, i‘m wearing the Hellmanian Sock.

by Thier_x September 20, 2019

Socking off

You have not officially knocked off until you sit on the couch and sock off.

Socking off, Ah, that feels better, I am now socked off for the day.

by Doostick December 11, 2022

Schrödinger's Sock

A sock puppet, aka sock account, aka sock, is an online identity used for purposes of deception. The term, a reference to the manipulation of a simple hand puppet made from a sock, originally referred to a false identity assumed by a member of an Internet community who spoke to, or about, themselves while pretending to be another person. Schrödinger's Sock is named after social media accounts that may or may not be sock accounts depending on who is asking the unconfirmed owner of a particular account. This term was inspired by a Follow Friday tweet on Twitter.

That bitch is using a Schrödinger's Sock account on Twitter. First she told me that was her real name, but she told Pookie she was using a fake name to catfish dudes.

by shad0wbits February 12, 2021

3 Sock uniform

A 3 sock uniform is an outfit made of 3 socks that covers a man’s two feet and his genitalia

Chief said when there’s a man overboard you better get here to muster, I don’t care if you’re in your 3 sock uniform

by Lawsonavy August 18, 2023

Sock Cucker

When you jerk off in one sock and make the other one watch

Thomas is always make his left sock watch him do the nasty with his right sock. What a sock cucker.

by M Land May 21, 2024

Giraffe sock thursday

It’s not a thing

Her: It’s Giraffe sock thursday

Me: That’s not a thing

by LimpRamenNoodle February 1, 2018