sausaged Share definition Flag To repeatedly slap a sausage on a persons face when they are sleeping in order to confuse them into thinking it is a penis. Dude i took a picture of you gettin sausaged last night. sausaged by RemiKurtJoelNickBillJohnErrol August 8, 2006 0 0 Get merch Get the sausaged mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch